
[1] Superman Theme
Jim: All right. Over the past couple of weeks, I've had these sensory things going on. Things I couldn't control. It turns out I've got what can only be described as hyperactive senses.
Simon: What? You mean like a superman thing?
Jim: No, no, no, it's all perfectly natural
[2] You Don't Mess Around With Jim by Jim Croce
Well duh. Do you wanna mess with a ex-Ranger with super powers?
[3] I Fought the Law by The Clash
From Sarris to Zeller. Jim always gets the bad guys.
[4] Not the Doctor by Alanis Morissette
Carolyn: You're not responsible for every lunatic on the loose.
Jim: Says who?
[5] It's Been a Bad Day by REM
Blair: Jim, one week. One week, and I promise, I promise, we'll be out of your hair. Come on. One week, man.
Jim: All right, look... One week.
I bade it nevermind, go away.
The shit's so thick, you could stir it with a stick,
the paper wouldn't lie, wisdom got lost to mankind, we gloat and jeer with it
[6] Evil Ways (live) by Santana
Jim: As far as I'm concerned the last group worth listening to was Santana.
And what better Santana song than Evil Ways.
[7] Bonanza
Blair: How many episodes is this?
Jim: Five. Did you know that each of the sons had a different mother?
Blair: Oh, man...
Jim: This is the one where Hop Sing gets pinned with a murder rap.
Blair: Look, man, uh, you can't learn an accent by watching episodes of Bonanza, okay? The Ponderosa, it's not even in Texas, Jim, and Lorne Greene is about as old west as William
Shatner. Well, actually, that's pretty fitting considering that they're both Canadian, Jim.
Jim: Well, you got a better fix than that there, Little Joe?
[8] No One is Alone by the Into the Woods Cast
Jim and Blair. They're stuck together. Forever.
Still, you're not alone.
No one is alone. Truly.
No one is alone.
Sometimes people leave you.
Halfway through the wood.
Others may decieve you.
You decide whats good.
You decide alone.
But no one is alone.
[9] The Sentinel
Blair: In all tribal cultures, every village had a sentinel. Now, a sentinel is chosen because of a genetic advantage -- a sensory awareness that can be developed beyond normal humans.
Your time spent in Peru has got to be connected with what's happening to you now. I've got hundreds of documented cases of one or two hyperactive senses but not one single
subject with all five. You could be the real thing.

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