HOLY MF-ING SHIT. MY AUNT JUST POSTED A PICTURE OF HERSELF AT THE BAFTA TEA PARTY LAST NIGHT. DO YOU KNOW WHO SHE'S STANDING NEXT TO? BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH. AND SHE'S SHAKING HANDS WITH LARA PULVER.

*EXPLODES*

I CAN'T DEAL WITH MY AUNT'S JOB SOMETIMES.